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that is jacki schechner, and that is jim ward. and this hour of the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by -- >> the last open road. where is the last open road? where is the last open road? have you traveled the last open road? go to lastopenroad.com. >> i'm really curious now. >> we have two copies right here. >> can i take a copy home with me? if i do a good job today in the big chair. >> yes. >> i look so sweet and innocent it's all part of my grand plan. >> stephanie has strep throat she called me about an hour before the show and said i can't come in. i have strep throat. >> i'm honored to be sitting in the big chair. i was first honored to be sitting at the grown-up table at the debate show. >> and they have asked us back to do a preshow for election night. >> i know. >> we'll be doing that hopefully. i think you will be with us. >> unless things go horribly awry. >> what do you know that i don't? >> i didn't know if they asked you or not -- >> super secret society. i don't have the re-coder ring and secret pass word.
that is jacki schechner, and that is jim ward. and this hour of the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by -- >> the last open road. where is the last open road? where is the last open road? have you traveled the last open road? go to lastopenroad.com. >> i'm really curious now. >> we have two copies right here. >> can i take a copy home with me? if i do a good job today in the big chair. >> yes. >> i look so sweet and innocent it's all part...
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jim, jacki and chris are holding down the fort. another hour of the show next here on the "stephanie miller show." ónñ p16601?
jim, jacki and chris are holding down the fort. another hour of the show next here on the "stephanie miller show." ónñp16601?
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jim graves is doing very well. i think even the stunning steve king -- >> he is stunned. >> stephanie: yeah that was his main concern -- that people were going to use government money for gucci bags and massages. >> massage parlors. >> stephanie: oh. >> it seems to me he is a little familiar with massage parlors. >> stephanie: republicans eating their own on chris christie chris christie, and that is going to take a while. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: stephanie! >> stephanie: there were a number of self-serves -- only in passing did he suggest that perhaps the governor was thinking about his citizens. his primary gripe with christie is he was simply too great for to president obama for his response. isn't it possible to be serious and thankful without having it be about the election. it's incredible. we'll get to more of that in right-wing world, and check in with david bender as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: i got her number off of the men's room stall. 1-800-steph-1-2. only time you can ge
jim graves is doing very well. i think even the stunning steve king -- >> he is stunned. >> stephanie: yeah that was his main concern -- that people were going to use government money for gucci bags and massages. >> massage parlors. >> stephanie: oh. >> it seems to me he is a little familiar with massage parlors. >> stephanie: republicans eating their own on chris christie chris christie, and that is going to take a while. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie:...
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. >> stephanie: not funny jim. not really. there is a. >> eliot: of turbulence where it's not funny anymore. >> stephanie: not funny anymore. anyway can i say love my sexy liberals. amazing show. karl frisch opened up for us. >> did he really? >> stephanie: aisha tyler i'm sorry -- >> sexy lady. >> stephanie: that boogidy cheese happened. there's all of the one-liners that stick in your head forever. rob and earth wind and fire were discussing it at the airport. she was talking about meeting the president because she's an official obama surrogate. she said he smells like cookies and freedom. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we've already gotten a million e-mails. cookies and freedom bitches. everything she says ends up on a t-shirt. smells like cookies and freedom. i think it is true. >> wow. according to michelle, he's got a -- >> he smells like cigarettes. >> stephanie: one love letter. >> okay. >> stephanie: you have to understand what sexy liberal family is like. this is from -- hang on, jodie in new jersey. >> okay. >> stephani
. >> stephanie: not funny jim. not really. there is a. >> eliot: of turbulence where it's not funny anymore. >> stephanie: not funny anymore. anyway can i say love my sexy liberals. amazing show. karl frisch opened up for us. >> did he really? >> stephanie: aisha tyler i'm sorry -- >> sexy lady. >> stephanie: that boogidy cheese happened. there's all of the one-liners that stick in your head forever. rob and earth wind and fire were discussing it at the...
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yes, jim? >> i was just saying if people are still freaked out about the polls there is a great article about political polling is no longer meaningful. when you receive an unexpected number from a 1-800-number, do you answer the phone? most of us don't. and the 9% of us who answer the phone are perfectly representative of the 89% of us -- >> stephanie: i don't answer the phone, because i had very unfortunate yeast and -- >> oh, my god. you just opened -- >> stephanie: my former choice -- >> leave the house. >> oh, my god. >> crazy in the head. [ sighs ] >> stephanie: jacki? >> yes love. >> stephanie: did you hear about the latest rapy republican? >> oh boy. >> stephanie: john costar running for congressman in washington state, the rape thing -- he called it the rape thing, twice. did not justify a woman's right to terminate a pregnancy. incest is so well, but the rape thing, i knew a woman who carried the child and then gave it up for abortion, but the rape thing -- >> it's artificial rape fla
yes, jim? >> i was just saying if people are still freaked out about the polls there is a great article about political polling is no longer meaningful. when you receive an unexpected number from a 1-800-number, do you answer the phone? most of us don't. and the 9% of us who answer the phone are perfectly representative of the 89% of us -- >> stephanie: i don't answer the phone, because i had very unfortunate yeast and -- >> oh, my god. you just opened -- >> stephanie:...
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you can email us all there, chris lavoie jim ward or me stephanie miller. all right. we have a big friday show coming up. >> oh yeah. >> aisha tyler joining us in just a few minutes to remind us why the president feels like cookies and freedom. >> or as one person called him bronco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private practice." >> stephanie: once again we have the hottest surrogates. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: as jacki reported -- don't have the numbers in front of me. >> 1 # 1,000. >> stephanie: oh, dream girl. oh lord -- >> i'm going to kind drive her. >> stephanie: excellent. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the obama campaign reminds us stop looking at cats online and go vote. >> have you seen the watermelon kitty, no kitty, don't eat the rind. he is just seating a watermelon. [ laughter ] >> maybe the cat needed some fiber. >> stephanie: yes. go vote for god's sake. some helpful hints. >> okay. oh there's a twitter feed
you can email us all there, chris lavoie jim ward or me stephanie miller. all right. we have a big friday show coming up. >> oh yeah. >> aisha tyler joining us in just a few minutes to remind us why the president feels like cookies and freedom. >> or as one person called him bronco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private...
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chris and jim and a lot of you. i'm your number one fan because you put a happy chirpy face on being a liberal. >> stephanie: i'm relentlessly chirpy. >> i've always said that. you really have a great way -- i've discovered you back when i was so frustrated with him trying to derail clinton over his private matters in the '90s. between you and phil donahue and keith olbermann, you were the only people, you were the owe oasis in the world for me. you helped me get through hard times. jim, i'm telling you -- only good thing about the w administration was your impression of w. >> you're welcome. >> stephanie: clinton is getting his. he's never had more fun, has he? now, he's like yep! i got all -- i'm having the time of my life. >> stephanie: mark, love you. talk to you soon, honey. >> thank you so much. bye, everybody. >> thanks, mark. >> we definitely need to have him in studio. [ applause ] >> stephanie: 19 minutes after the hour. kids go to my pc.com. it is how we run this whole ramshackle operation. why? because i
chris and jim and a lot of you. i'm your number one fan because you put a happy chirpy face on being a liberal. >> stephanie: i'm relentlessly chirpy. >> i've always said that. you really have a great way -- i've discovered you back when i was so frustrated with him trying to derail clinton over his private matters in the '90s. between you and phil donahue and keith olbermann, you were the only people, you were the owe oasis in the world for me. you helped me get through hard times....
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jim has prepare -- jim has prepared to not catch my illness this morning. [ laughter ] how did find tinted goggles? >> yeah! >> stephanie: it looks like outbreak. >> it kind of looks like the fly. >> stephanie: he's wearing goggles and a medical mask and -- we can both get a free pap smear jacki. he's wearing plastic gloves. >> he looks like he might rob something. he has a ski cap on! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: mama's still a little eh. >> uh-oh. >> stephanie: okay. >> stephanie: little relapse. >> his glove is missing a pinky. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you're going to get my sickness through your pinky. enjoy your ebola everybody. happy halloween. look at me. i'm wearing my elvira t-shirt because she will join us for the last two hours of the show. how did we pull that off? on halloween. will she be in costume? >> not like she has any other gigs on halloween. >> yeah, right. >> stephanie: i imagine people like to laugh at her. can you get elvira on halloween? you should have called three years ago. >> you know what though shouldn't she told me all of other bookings are everything up unt
jim has prepare -- jim has prepared to not catch my illness this morning. [ laughter ] how did find tinted goggles? >> yeah! >> stephanie: it looks like outbreak. >> it kind of looks like the fly. >> stephanie: he's wearing goggles and a medical mask and -- we can both get a free pap smear jacki. he's wearing plastic gloves. >> he looks like he might rob something. he has a ski cap on! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: mama's still a little eh. >> uh-oh....
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. >> stephanie: did you see how pervy it was when jim said that? >> it is kind of what it looks like -- this is the first time i've been allowed into the underpants. >> stephanie: you'll have to pull them up because they start to sag. remember it started to peel and sag? >> the elastic starts to go. >> have to go to tar-jay and pick out some new ones. >> she's always allowed in my underpants but i didn't say that. >> do you think they're boxer briefs or do you feel like it is a tighty whitey thing? >> i think captain america wears tighty whities. >> red, white and bluies. >> stephanie: kids, let's go to eric in tampa you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: how you doing? >> stephanie: good honey. >> caller: that's cool. i waited an hour and 15 minutes. that's probably the best praise i can give you. also, i wanted to tell jacki she's literally the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> have you had your morning coffee yet? >> caller: i have to hurry. >> thank you. >> caller: you figured out how the right lies best.
. >> stephanie: did you see how pervy it was when jim said that? >> it is kind of what it looks like -- this is the first time i've been allowed into the underpants. >> stephanie: you'll have to pull them up because they start to sag. remember it started to peel and sag? >> the elastic starts to go. >> have to go to tar-jay and pick out some new ones. >> she's always allowed in my underpants but i didn't say that. >> do you think they're boxer briefs or...